Yubsie's Yammerings

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Tess: stupid dragon!
Tess: whatever, I don't even have pants and I'm totally going to pwn you. eventually. after you burn me some more with fire.

Where WOULD we be without videogames?

Speaking of which, Ryan and I finally made it to 2008 and bought an Xbox 360. Along with Final Fantasy XIII, Mass Effect 1 and Bioshock. So far I've had a chance to play some FFXIII. I'm pretty sure even I'll be unable to get lost in this game! Except for the part where I sometimes can't find staircase. Why do they never oppress people in well lit cities? It would make heroing about so much easier.

Also, I think I may have set a new record for shortest time between declaring I like a character and the character dying. :p

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Tess: you know that I will always say yes to crack!
Tess: ... that came out weird



One day Tess will learn to think before she types. It will be a very sad day.

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Tess: also, you guys are having too much fun with the boning :-p

Honey, there is no such thing. :p

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Me: Lucky Cottle gets to be next to their discussion of pirates and parrots :-p
non_horation: LOL
non_horation: he'll let them have their fun
non_horation: Laura's dying ;-p
non_horation: sadface.
Me: LOL!
Me: Bill says Laura's not dying :-p
Me: Egyptianface.
non_horation: LOL!
non_horation: Bill didn't look at Laura's test results
non_horation: frownyface
Me: Bill is trying to change those test results through sheer force of will
Me: Harmonianface.
non_horation: LMAO!
non_horation: So is Cottle, but he has the power to actually do it!
non_horation: smugface.

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non_horation: All I could think when I was trying to figure out if Sephiroth had wings was that he was twice as absorbent as a regular Sephiroth


(See, I even fixed your typos!)

OMG OMG OMG

TESS FIGURED IT OUT! SHE FIGURED OUT ROCKSAY OFF!

Tessie: well, it says "be on his whe rocksay off
Tessie: so it looks like you typed "be on his way off" and somehow "he rocks" got stuck in the middle ;-p

Also, the rocksay off tag is PRE-EXISTING, wtf.

WE FINALLY KNOW!

Understand, this has been bothering us for YEARS. AND SHE FIGURED IT OUT!

Chemists shouldn't be allowed in restaurants where they put paper on the tables and give you crayons. I may have covered it with chemistry doodles of working through the reaction I did the other day. I figured out where all the atoms go!

Yesterday I made a super awesome grilled cheese sandwiches. I put oregano and garlic powder in the butter and it was NUMMY.

Sunny and I are on a quest to see how many whore jokes we can manage before May because Tess is in the whorus of The Best LIttle WHorehouse In Texas. It's fun. :p

So, ESB is on Spike right now. Do I own this movie on DVD? Yes. Am I watching it on TV anyway? HELL YES!

This of course leads to entertaining conversations. :p

yubs_timbits: Love this scene!
Tessie: LOL
yubs_timbits: Han thinks she likes him because he's a scoundrel
Tessie: LOL
yubs_timbits: And then Threepio's Virgin Alarm goes off
Tessie: LOL!
yubs_timbits: And Han's all "DAMMIT! I was gonna get LAID!"
Tessie: he's there to represent CAPAlert
yubs_timbits: *dies*
yubs_timbits: "Sir! Sir! That's innappropriate touching!"
Tessie: LOL!
yubs_timbits: ... if Obi Wan KNEW Leia was Luke's sister, why didn't he ever tell Luke to not GO there?
Tessie: LOL
Tessie: he saw Luke drooling over her all the time
yubs_timbits: Exactly! He should have been all "No Luke, don't go there. Just DON'T. For you, THERE doesn't even EXIST."
Tessie: LOL!
Tessie: Vader must have been icked out when he read Luke's mind
Tessie: also, didn't Artoo know?
yubs_timbits: "Sissssster. So, you have a twin sister. And you... oh EW! Why would you DO that? That is seriously GROSS."
Tessie: LOL!
yubs_timbits: Artoo knew LOTS of things
Tessie: LOl
Tessie: that might have been a good thing to beeble
yubs_timbits: Maybe he was beebling it when tehre was no X-Wing to translate?
Tessie: LOL
yubs_timbits: Like he was totalling beebling "Um, LUke? That IS Yoda! Hi Yoda! How's it going? LOng time no see, Yoda!"
Tessie: LOL
yubs_timbits: Artoo is a seriously problematic character sometimes
Tessie: LOL
yubs_timbits: I love how no one EVER comments on the incest
Tessie: LOL
yubs_timbits: Well, in universe
yubs_timbits: Out of universe it's like our favourite thing
Tessie: Luke and Leia are trying to pretend it never happened
yubs_timbits: lol
yubs_timbits: LALA I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Tessie: LOL
Tessie: I'm kind of surprised no tabloids ever talk about it
Tessie: Luke wasn't exactly subtle about it
yubs_timbits: "I'd just as soon snog my brother!" is way more fun than kissing a Wookiee!
Tessie: back in the day
yubs_timbits: Sludge news!
yubs_timbits: Luke was SMUG

Things that just don't come up in normal conversation...

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non_horation: I don't think I ever asked why I'm a skillet of doom :p

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non_horationDEAD WIVES DON'T ANSWER PHONES
non_horation: man, that would so be FCQed if we still had Crest :p

Honey, Crest may be gone, but silly out of context quoting will NEVER DIE.

The students were playing Mario Kart in the lab today. I was amused. At least they were entertaining themselves during the absurd downtime...

Ryan has a sonic screwdriver. He is having fun with it. Alas, it doesn't put up a lot of shelves.

Watched the Sarah COnnor Chronicles. Cameron is a lot like River, except not, y'know, crazy. Just... out of place. :p It's still the River intonations. :p