yubsie: (laughing)
Okay, so Steam had the first three Virtual Villagers games on for $2.50 each, so I figured I'd give them a try. So I'm playing the first game and one of my starting villagers HATES WORK. Like, that's his trait. I have nicknamed him Senor Dumbass on account of how often I have to put put him back on task. (Why Senor? Felt like it.) So anyway...

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Me: Okay, Senor Dumbass, you are allowed to eat, you are allowed to drink and you are allowed to research. THAT IS IT.
Ryan: So he's a grad student?


Yep. Sounds right.

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Oct. 10th, 2011 11:23 pm
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Poor Ryan. His back hurts. But from his pain, comes great amusement.

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Ryan: I feel like I'm turning into a LIEFELD DRAWING!
yubsie: (Yayoi)
QotD

Me: Why does he have a penis on his head?
Ryan: It's a Japanese only game. Don't ask questions.


He... has a point.
yubsie: (Death/Death OTP!)
QotD

Ryan: I want this song. *plugs in MP3 player*
Me: Okay. Do you want "Geek Like Me" while I'm at it?
Ryan: I have it.
Me: You do? Where did you get it?
Ryan: From you!
Me: That's impossible, I only got it recently.
Ryan: I'm sure you gave it to me.
Me: No, I gave you "Geeks In Love", there's a difference.


Yes. I have multiple geek love songs. Is anyone actually surprised?
yubsie: (Other boot)
Yesterday Ryan and I accidentally wore matching outfits. He was wearing a "Han Shot First" shirt and I was wearing a Rebel Alliance one. Yeah... we're dorks.
yubsie: (Eleven sonicking and entering)
QotD

Me: You have a head.
Ryan: Yes, it's standard issue on all humans.
Me: Not on the Headless Monks! I guess that's an after market modification though.
Ryan: Yes, that is in illegal mod and if we catch it on Xbox Live we will excommunicate it.
yubsie: (Angel/Collins dancing)
QotD

Me: *singing along to the German recording of Rent* Amerika! And then some German lyriiiiiiics Amerika... du bist was du hast!
Ryan: *bouncing my head from side to side in time with the music* Our kids are going to think we're so weird.
Me: All kids think their parents are weird.
Ryan: Ours will have a reason to.
Me: Ours will be right
yubsie: (Choke a witch by <lj user="bronxbomber">)
QotD

Ryan: If I have a dream where I'm being chased by a forklift I blame yooooooooou, internet!
yubsie: (Default)
QotD

Me (Listening to a strange version of Gethsemane from Jesus Christ Superstar): He's putting the emphasis in really random places.
Ryan: He's from the Frank Miller school of musical theatre!
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QotD

Ryan: "Haven't the shows I've been watching taught you anything? Feet are dangerous, they make things explode!"
yubsie: (Default)
QotD:

Ryan: "I'm glad you don't have erectile dysfunction."

This is what happens when he looks at my spam folder. :p
yubsie: (Default)
QotD

Me: Can you grab the cheese?
Ryan: Yeah, just let me put the lettuce down.
Me: You can't do it telekinetically?
Ryan: No, but that would be AWESOME.
Me: Telekinesis is wasted on Jedi.
Ryan: Telekinesis is wasted on JEAN GREY, she keeps DYING.


Made especially hilarious because Tess and I had been discussing Jean Grey earlier when I was giggling that Molly, a comic book character was insisting to Cottle that dead people are supposed to stay dead.
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Note: Sassy is "Tough Six", a Cylon prostitute from The Plan who I play in Glaxcin. And this conversation occurred while I was taking supper out of the oven. :p

Me: I want the Cylon toaster. I could make a whole army of Centurion toast and take over Galactica!
Ryan: Saaaaaaassy, priorities.
Me: Sex?
Ryan: EXACTLY! I DO wonder what normal couples talk about.


It's an excellent question. :p
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QotD

Baltar: I am an instrument of God.

Ryan: So... you're a tool?



There are holes in my walls and ceiling now. Lucky me. When I got up this morning, the superintendant and a repair guy were at the door. Apparently there's been some sort of leak, so they were trying to find the problem pipe. They started under the sink (after fighting with the anti-kitty bungee cord). Nothing. So then they moved the fridge and fond the pipe, but not the actual leak. Then they had to punch a hole in the wall above the cabinet above the fridge. Found the leak, but couldn't reach it. Hence the ceiling. :p
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Ryan: You know what I'm going to purposely wear tommorrow? Orange.
Me: *DEATH GLARE*
Ryan: Okay, maybe not.

If nothing else, he is well trained. :p

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