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[yubsie]

Hi, I'm not dead. My modem, on the other hand, has been dead since Saturday. It got blown out in a power failure (despite being plugged in to a surge protector, stupid thing) and stupid Rogers won't come deal with the problem until Tuesday. Because clearly no one's internet ever breaks on the weekend. Grah. Totally not impressed with situation. Just want internet back. Had to reinstall Seasons due to a system restore, and then I couldn't get the patch, so my stupid Sim babies won't stop screaming. Still looking for an apartment in London. Can't look for an apartment without internet. Not a happy Ewok.

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[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. The lesbian of doom who was attached to Julia Thorne at the time took her to INNSMOUTH and then they had some kind of ritual orgy on an altar and there was chanting and a Deep One and my entire brain exploded.

[yubsie]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! There are NO WORDS! There are, however, KEYBOARD MASHES! :p

DFJLDFJEW JERLWEMJ OPIROPEWK?!

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

I think it was the Rasputin chick, but I could be wrong, the LODs were Suetastic - no, it was that lady whose name was simultaneously Kate and Selene - and she had communed with the Deep Ones or something and had this pendant thing she wore sometimes that was like, made of evil. And she explains the entire Cthulhu mythos IN THE TEXT and like, there was no Lovecraft credit or warning or anything ever! It just said it was an Alias/Bourne What Have You crossover.

[yubsie]

I weep for your fandom. :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Han Solo does, too.

And it kind of made me wonder if they'd ever seen the show, because they kept talking about how dark Nadia's skin was.

[yubsie]

Of course, you HAD seen the show and thought she was tall. :p

Poor Han. :(

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

LOL, good point. But she usually wore heels and the camera angles were weird! (oddly, I do not appear to have an Alias icon except this one)

The paragraphs describing the characters were always funny because they used run-on sentences and were particularly cruel to poor Weiss. Well, to be fair, the entire fic was. :-p

[yubsie]

You're just that special. :p

How did Weiss get described? :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Uh, fat, young and vaguely stupid? And cheated-upon. Poor guy.

[yubsie]

Now he wishes he was at Taco Bell? :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Unless Cthulhu is there.

[yubsie]

Cthulu loves him some flatbread. Or chihuha. :p

[seryan.livejournal.com]

Jesus loves.
Allah forgives.
Cthulu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.

[yubsie]

*snerk*