Yubsie's Yammerings

I have a conspiracy of SMARTASSES on my hands. The last batch of lab reports were due today. (I had to make the marking scheme up myself and I don't actually know anything about what the report is on, but that's another story) FOUR different reports had part of the script of Return of the Jedi. In sequence. With a note directing me to the report with the next section.

SMARTASSES. :p