Oh, badfic

[yubsie]

Honeysuckle sap should not be used as lube.

Ever.

That is all.

Comments

[superbus.livejournal.com]

... Is this from experence?

[yubsie]

This is me reading bad fanfiction and going "I did NOT just read that. Umm, STICKY!" :p

[urplesquirrel.livejournal.com]

Gu-ehhh?

You broke my brain!

I seem to just have hit a case of train-wreck syndrome. Link?

[yubsie]

You asked for it :p

It's teenaged!Shin/Gary Stu :p

[jemmadove.livejournal.com]

Misdewiener!

[yubsie]

Eh?

[deerlike.livejournal.com]

...er? *nonplussed*

[deerlike.livejournal.com]

Speaking of lube, I have it on good authority that these two *gestures to icon* probably never used anything more than spit and grease when going at it. :D

[yubsie]

*giggle*

[yubsie]

Never let Sarah google "Pretear NC-17" :p

[deerlike.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

[yubsie]

Actually, never let Sarah look for fanfiction. EVER. :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

You so asked for it. :P

[yubsie]

That is SO irrelevant :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

I can bust out the IM convo. :P

three_magic_oranges (9/5/2005 5:37:08 PM): you're just lucky I'm not looking for more pret badfic to sic on you
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:38:08 PM): lol
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:38:14 PM): Bring it on
three_magic_oranges (9/5/2005 5:38:20 PM): LOL
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:38:24 PM): It can't be any worse than what I've already read
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:38:31 PM): [/famous last words]
three_magic_oranges (9/5/2005 5:38:37 PM): LOL!
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:38:55 PM): I dare you to find something
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:39:00 PM): Make it a GOOD badfic though
three_magic_oranges (9/5/2005 5:39:02 PM): LOL
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:39:13 PM): Something DIFFERENT from all the rest
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:39:27 PM): ie, no bad Himeno/Hayate unless it's SOFT PINK PETALS bad
three_magic_oranges (9/5/2005 5:39:44 PM): LOL
Yubs (9/5/2005 5:40:49 PM): I don't want run of the mill bad, I want ESPECIALLY bad

[yubsie]

Okay, so I asked for it. I didn't ask for HONEYSUCKLE SAP. :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

You did ask for "ESPECIALLY bad" :P

[yubsie]

SHUT UP! :p

[lestack.livejournal.com]

Also, anyone who wants to be covered in honey and have it licked off their entire body better be having an orgy when they do, otherwise they're going to be crystallised.

[yubsie]

*giggle*

That too :p

[akeyoftime.livejournal.com]

. . .

wtf?

[yubsie]

Tess wanted to break my brain. So she googled "Pretear NC-17". And found a teenage!Shin/Gary Stu fic where honeysuckle sap is used as lube.

It was VERY wtf. The same author also brought us "the permafrost preteen" and "the crystalizing cutie" :p

[seryan.livejournal.com]

But...but....that wouldn't work! Bad fanfic! No biscuit!

[yubsie]

Funny thing that. STicky things are NOT good lube. :p

[(Anonymous)]

*Brain breaks 50 times*

owwwwwwwww....Rosi-chan....i need a hug....

-Ryan

[yubsie]

*hugs*

Badfic is bad, mmkay? :p