Crazy meme!

[yubsie]

The Meme - WITHOUT LOOKING PAST THIS FIRST LIST, choose 12 characters from fandoms you know and love.

1. Duo Maxwell
2. Marietta Edgecombe
3. Wes Janson
4. Kei
5. Peeves
6. Sasame
7. Luna Lovegood
8. Ami
9. Leia Organa Solo
10. Neville Longbottom
11. Eowyn
12. Quatre Rabarba Winner

Now answer the following questions about these characters.



1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Sasame/Eowyn? No, definitely never seen it. As for if I want to... does it suck? I'll read anything in that fandom if you say it doesn't SUCK!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kei? LMAO! Manga!Kei is incredibly hot. The less said about anime!Kei the better though. :p

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Quatre getting Ami pregnant? Well, for one thing, it would be a girl. There would be great problems since Ami is still in school and had a bright future ahead of her. Not to mention the SCANDAL with Quatre being from the family he is. It probably exists, too. There's an entire SECTION at the pit for Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon crossovers.

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Tons, but I'm too lazy to dig up links. :p

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Marietta/Sasame... not so much. Manga!Sasame is too much of a flirt. As for anime!Sasame, Marietta would NOT hold with the whole betrayal thing. Yes, despite the DA thing. She had her reasons, and she wouldn't approve of Sasame's.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Peeves/Leia or Peeves/Neville... oh my. I guess I'll go with Peeves/Neville since they're at least the same fandom... Actually, Peeves/Leia. Neville's suffered enough. :p

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Luna walking in on Marietta and Quatre? She'd probably wander right back out and not notice anything amiss. :p

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Wes/Neville? Oh dear...

"Hobbie dies when he crashes a shuttle on a strange world. Wes survives but is stranded there for decades. What will happen when he meets a boy who seems to have the spirit of his deceased friend?"

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Duo/Ami? Well, there's an entire section for GW/SM crossovers, so probably. :p

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Luna/Quatre? Umm.... "The Heart of Hogwarts"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Kei deflowering Duo? Umm... er... uh... a really contrived one. :p

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Luna slash? Possibly. :p

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Wes het? Oh yeah. Definitely Lank and Yrie, and I'm pretty sure Tess reads it from time to time too.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Eowyn? You know, I'm not sure. :p

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Marietta/Kei/Peeves? Tess would. Just to break brains. :p

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Neville: "I FOUND IT!"

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Ami... "Afraid of the Light" for the evil!Ami arc of PGSM.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Duo/Sasame/Quatre: Crossover, threesome, m/m/m

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Marietta trying to pick up Neville? The whole CONCEPT makes my brain hurt. :p "Hey Gryffindor, you need a Ravenclaw to teach you right?" :p

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't think I've ever read a fic specifically ABOUT Peeves.

21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Sasame. I'd say BDSM, but with anime!Sasame, that really isn't a SECRET. :p

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Eowyn shag Leia? Maybe pre-Han and pre-Faramir, drunk. :p

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Wes and Luna? Wes, he's more experienced> :p

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve , then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Duo and Leia are in a happy relationship until Leia suddenly runs off with Kei. Duo, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eowyn and a brief unhappy affair with Quatre, then follows the wise advice of Peeves (!) and finds true love with Wes."

First off, is it bad that I can actually picture Peeves telling Duo to find love with Wes? And that I think Duo/Wes would be a scarily awesome crossover pairing? :p

Let's call it... "The Laughing Mask"

Tess, Kate and Vicki would read it (though Vicki would cry the whole time :p). And I'll follow everyone else and say that Tess would write it. :p

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Luna/Ami? Very, very confused. Ami would SO be in Ravenclaw, but I'm not sure she'd get along well with crazy Luna.

Comments

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

I wonder how Peeves would even be involved in a threesome. What with being incorporeal and all.

[yubsie]

Maybe he could hold objects and use them in creative ways?

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Or he could, like, merge with people. :P

[yubsie]

Preting! :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

LMAO! What is he, the Knight of Annoying? :P

[yubsie]

Oh, you know it :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Heh, he even has the shoujo bubbles while holding Marietta's hand! Oh, Xenu help the world if Marietta is the Pretear. :P

[yubsie]

He does!

Oh GOD.

What have you CREATED?

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Are the other ghosts the other Knights, then?

[yubsie]

Hmm, what would they be Knights of? :p

And how would Marietta take to Preting with the Fat Friar? :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Poor Marietta!

[yubsie]

Her worst nightmare. Having a Hufflepuff INSIDE her. :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

And what? Utilizing the power of the swarm? :P

[yubsie]

Yes! He's the KNight of Swarm!

Now, for the other ghotsts :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Hm. Does Binns count? The grey lady could be, like, the Knight of Useless Trivia.

[byakuganchick.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether I should laugh or go scrub my brain.

Hey, wait a minute...YOU KILLED HOBBIE! *Sobs*

[yubsie]

I know, I didn't like doing it either. But how the HELL was I supposed to make Wes/Neville work? :p

I tend to laugh WHILE I scrub my brain. :p

[byakuganchick.livejournal.com]

Hobbie is wounded but nursed back to health by Madame Pomfrey while Wes and Neville go off and snog?

*makes note of that* laugh...while...scrubbing...brain...

[yubsie]

I suppose I could have done that. :p

I actually wrote a fic where Neville me HOBBIE in a shared coma fantasy. :p

[byakuganchick.livejournal.com]

Neville me Hobbie? *snicker*

The internet has corrupted my brain! *sobs*

[yubsie]

Oh, but corruption is FUN!

[byakuganchick.livejournal.com]

Spoken like a true Wes Janson fan.

[yubsie]

But of course :D

[blancwene.livejournal.com]

Peeves is a poltergeist - so he must be male. But was he ever actually living? Because he always sounds like such a disgusting little bugger in the books.

Actually, Peeves/Leia. Neville's suffered enough. :p

Agreed. Leia's a tough girl. I think she could deal with Peeves better. :p

[yubsie]

No, Peeves was never actually living. That's the distinction between ghost and poltergeist. He's basically just chaos given form. :p

Neville doesn't deserve Peeves. He deserves a hug. Leia can go to Han for hugs. :p