yubsie | Banishing any last hope you might have of my sanity

So, hopefully I'm ready for Classics...

Now, I worried that some of you might still hold some illusion as to my sanity. TOnight, I would like to dispel that notion with filk. :p

I should not be allowed to listen to random Disney songs. :p

I Won't Say (I'm in Love)

[Hayate:]
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
This is a messy situation
Look at my history... shouldn’t have done that!

[Sasame:] Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
I can see she’s heaven to ya!
You try to keep it hidden
Hayate, I can see right through you
No, ya can’t conceal it
I know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of

[Hayate:]
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no

[Sasame:]
She’s caught your eye
why deny it, uh-oh

[Hayate:]
I’ll make you pay
I won't say I'm in love

You’d think that I would learn my lesson
This isn’t a road I wanna start down
My head is screaming get a grip!
You know what happens if you lay your heart down!
Oh

[Sasame:]
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Hayate, I’m not buying
I just saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad

[Hayate:]
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no

[Sasame:]
Give up, give in
It’s no sin, you're in love

[Hayate:]
I will not play,
I won't say I'm in love

[Sasame:]
The tension drips read my lips
You're in love

[Hayate:]
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case!
I won't say it

[Sasame:]
Quit bein’ proud
It's O.K. you're in love

[Hayate:]
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love

And of course, what peppy musical number would be complete without an angsty reprise?

I Can’t Say (I'm in Love)
[Sasame:]
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
Then I’m the one who’s won that
This isn’t worth the aggravation
It’s all ancient history, already done that!

Who do I think I’m kiddin’?
The Earth cannot be heaven to me
Got to keep it hidden
Hope that they don’t see right through me
Yes, I must conceal it
Can’t know how I feel and
Who I’m thinking of

No chance, no way
I can’t say it, no, no

A silent sigh
Must deny it, uh-oh

The price I pay
I can't say I'm in love

I thought my heart was over this
It wasn’t wise to start out
My head is screaming get a grip, now!
You know it’s gonna tear your heart out
Oh

Must keep on denying
Who I am and how I’m feeling
Hope that they’re still buying
They can’t see my heart is reeling
Think about your duty
Instead of love or beauty
Though I’ve got, got, got it bad

No chance, no way
I can't say it, no, no

Must not give in
I can’t win, I’m in love

This scene can't play,
I can't say I'm in love

I’m doing flips, silent lips
You're in love

It’s way off base
I can't say it
I have to face
I can't say it

I am a Knight
I cannot be in love

Oh
It’s not allowed,
I can't say I'm in love

Oh, and the explanations for The Fandom Meme are all posted now. All the answers were guessed, because I guess I really am predictable.