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[yubsie]

I kinda want this

I have a feeling it would make Pride and Prejudice a more interesting read. Since it would address my major complaints about it. Those being:

1. Most of the female characters annoy me because all they care about is landing a man. Which would be remedied with zombies!

2. Large chunks of the book tend to involve NOTHING HAPPENING. Zombies would definitely liven that up. :p

Plus... Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. What's not to love? :p

Comments

[gabri-jade.livejournal.com]

That's . . . weird. o.O

[yubsie]

Wonderfully so!

[sandoz-iscariot.livejournal.com]

That looks amazing.

[bel-baggins.livejournal.com]

That is quite the cross over genre. :P

[yubsie]

It's like the heavy metal cover of Wind Beneath My Wings! It requires attention just for EXISTING!

[chibifrieza.livejournal.com]

What.

[yubsie]

I, uh, have heavy metal covers of Wind Beneath My Wings, Stand By Your Man, the Japanese Sailor Moon theme and the Ewok Celebration Song. :p

[seryan.livejournal.com]

You so need to send me those.

[yubsie]

It sounds like I need to do a music post. :p

[hm-yrie.livejournal.com]

Heavy Metal Cover of Ewok Celebration Song? Why have I never heard of this before? And will someone please write me a fic about it?

[yubsie]

I don't know why you haven't heard about it, I found it on TF.N back when it was cool! :p

[chibifrieza.livejournal.com]

GIVE.

[yubsie]

I shall do a music post!

[chibifrieza.livejournal.com]

w00t!

[lady-padme.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether to giggle or cringe in horror.

[yubsie]

Well there's nothing saying you can't do both. :p

[glassdolphin.livejournal.com]

I tried to read Pride and Prejudice last month... I got about 30 pages in and, sadly, got bored. I figure I can pick up the book again sometime, but.... I'd be way more apt to do so with zombies ;)

[yubsie]

I read it in high school. When I was being ignored in favour of a boyfriend. NOT the best time to read it. :p

[glassdolphin.livejournal.com]

Ouch... I can see where that would have totally been salt in the wound.

Too bad they didn't have the zombified version back then ;)

[yubsie]

It basically meant I had NO patience for the book. Zombies would have really helped. :p

[glassdolphin.livejournal.com]

I'm now envisioning a whole line of books made better by random zombie attacks, vampire attacks, etc. Wow, that would have made high school much more bearable!

[yubsie]

It's almost as good as the list of books that would be improved by bipping!

[glassdolphin.livejournal.com]

OK, I feel like I'm totally up and up on my slang, etc., but I must admit, I've never heard of "bipping." I Googled it and didn't really come up with a satisfactory result :-P

[yubsie]

Nah, it just means you haven't been on my flist long enough. :p Bipping is the act of throwing something at a whiny protaganist when he's being a whiny protaganist. Originating in Sandman #8, The Sound of Her Wings, in which Death throws a loaf of bread at Dream and it goes "Bip!". :p

[glassdolphin.livejournal.com]

Ah, got ya... I love it! And I immediately started to think of lots of books with whiny protagonists, and how much better they'd be with more bipping :-P

[yubsie]

There's an awful lot of them. Bipping works wonders. Like letting the author get AWAY with a whiny protaganist because they've ACKNOWLEDGED the whininess. :p (This is why I love Death :p)

[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

OMG weird @_@

[yubsie]

Wonderfully so!

[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

But are the zombies as awesome as zombie!Owen (guess what episode I just watched? =P)

[virusq.livejournal.com]

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

SIGN ME UP!

[seryan.livejournal.com]

There would also be shotguns. Shotguns would greatly improve Victorian literature of any genre.

You realize that, celibacy aside, none of the characters from P&P would survive a horror movie? They're all bait. ALL!

[hm-yrie.livejournal.com]

I'd really like the vampire version of the Sense and Sensability Musical. Provided that they use REAL vampires and not Twilight!Vampires.