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miana_dude gave me an excuse to do this meme again!

List twelve characters without looking at the questions. Then answer the questions by replacing the corresponding number with the character.

1. Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who)
2. Discworld!Death (Uh, Discworld)
3. Wes Janson (Star Wars)
4. Olive (Pushing Daisies)
5. Sandman!Death (Umm, Sandman? :p)
6. Wash (Firefly)
7. Kei (Pretear)
8. Mickey Smith (Doctor Who)
9. Ned (Pushing Daisies)
10. Dr Bailey (Grey's Anatomy)
11. Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
12. Legolas (Lord of the Rings)


1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Hmm, Wash or Kaylee? I'm going to have to say Wash I think.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Well, cute. :p

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Legolas sends Mickey on a mission to find him some hair care products. It succeeds because Mickey is awesome. :p

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Ned? A pie cookbook

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Wash would swear fealty to Discworld!Death in an an attempt to get Tess to stop shipping him and thus avoid the FSHWING. :p

6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Sandman!Death should share an apartment with Doctor Bailey. She's kinda cranky with Ned because that whole bringing back the dead thing creates more work for her. :p


7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Discworld!Death, Kei and Legolas? Well, Death doesn't eat, Legolas would say some elven place and Kei would agree as long as there were no children allowed. Kei and Legolas would discuss haircare products. Death would feel rather left out. :p


8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Wes challenging Dr Bailey to a duel? OH MY GOD, I can so SEE this! Dr Bailey wouldn't put up with such nonsense. :p

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Sarah Jane stealing Mickey's most precious posession? He's only getting it back if he asks the Doctor to do it. :p

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
THE QUEST FOR SHINIER HAIR!

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Sarah Jane hears about some funny goings on in the town where The Pie Hole is located and decides to investigate!

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
That would depend on if Kei and I talked about computers or about how awesome Kei is. The latter would be annoying. :p

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I can has personal jester?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
I'm pretty sure a fair number of the Firefly people write Kaylee at least on occasion. :p

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Discworld!Death having to choose sides between Sandman!Death and Olive? Sandman!Death, because he wubs her. :p

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Doctor Bailey needs shout nothing more than "I AM DOCTOR BAILEY!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

I think I'm going to have to go with "Hey Mickey". He's so fine!

18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Sarah Jane, Wash and Legolas? Elves have weird metabolism and Wash is used to differing to strong women, so they'll both let Sarah have it. :p

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Discworld!Death trying to pick up Doctor Bailey? I... I... I CAN'T DO IT! BRAIN ASPLODE!

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Sandman!Death? I'd like to see anyone TRY. Maybe assault with a carby weapon. :p

21. What is 6's secret?
Wash's secret... hmm... I'm sure it's kinky and involves Zoe. :p

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Ned vs Kaylee? Kaylee would soup up some random vehicle and win. :p

23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Wes and Kei. Hmm. I'm going to go with the Exposition Fairy (Kei :p).

24. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?

"Sarah Jane Smith and Ned the Piemaker reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Olive’s sinister secret organization. Kaylee volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Kaylee is actually a spy for Olive. Meanwhile, Olive has kidnapped Legolas, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Sandman!Death, they seek out Wes Janson, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."

It would be called: It All Comes Down to EWOKS

People who would read it: Tess, Mi, Jenny
Person who should write it: Everyone knows that Tess always writes the badfic in this meme!

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Kei or Mickey... sorry Mickey, Kei has superpowers, you're just awesome. :p

(And in honour of Saint Patrick's Day, it's my Riverdance icon! :p)