yubsie | Bitter Star Wars filk!

It's been a while since I wrote filk complaining about stupid Del Rey. So here we go! Today's subject? Jaina can has reel plot plz?

To "Diva's Lament" from Spamalot

Jaina's Lament

Whatever happened to my plot?
It's gotten awfully hard to spot
It's been an arc or two
Since I've had anything to do

I've been in this triangle for far too long
Have they forgotten that I'm strong?
This is one unhappy pilot
I may have to get violent
I can do more than look hot
Whatever happened to my plot?

I am wasting all my skills
Never getting any thrills
Up to here with men and stupid fears
I've no battles and no duels
Just a couple macho fools
Why don't they just replace me with Britney Spears?

Whatever happened to my book?
All those crazy chances that I took?
I'm a freaking Jedi Knight
Could I please get a chance to fight?

I might as well go to the pub
They could replace me with a shrub!
I had more plot when I was five
I'm not sure I'm still alive
Fifteen years with this same plot

Whatever happened to my...
I'm calling Zahn now kriff it!
Whatever happened to my
Not Jacen's, not Zekk's
But my
PLOT!