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Make a list of all the characters in your icons (although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetise it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing)
First of all, the alphabetising was an adventure. :p Second, OMG THE CRACK!
Angel/Angua- Hmm, well they both know about living with a condition that leads to harsh judgements from other people. If it weren't for Carrot and Collins, this might work... :p
Aphra/Barnabas- *dies* The Animaritime mascot and Delirium's talking dog? Sure, why not! :p
Carrot/Cher- You know, it's Carrot. He could so make her think about something other than his work. Because he's CARROT. :p
Collins/Death- LMAO! How appropriate. :p
DEATH/Delirium- I wonder if DEATH can go mad... DEATH isn't a mortal, which is points. Del would drive the Auditors nuts, which DEATH approves of. :p
Desire/Despair- OMG Endless twincest! If any of the Endless were to be involved in incest, it WOULD be Desire...
Destiny/Destruction- *dies* Lots of Endlesscest was inevitable because D is for lots of things, but of all the pairings, I think this is the most random. Destiny doesn't DO shippy. :p
Dies Horribly/Dream- So, yeah, Dream apparently doesn't do any better with guys. So clearly when the relationship goes south, Dream kills his lover HORRIBLY. :p
Duo/Elphaba- You know, they have a surprising amount in common. :p They're both very dedicated to their cause and willing to do whatever it takes.
Frey/Glinda- I really don't know what to make of this one. THey both know about being the wrong side of a love triangle, maybe they could bond over that.
Goh/Hajime- DO NOT WANT! Goh is basically Hajime's MOMMY. Not to mention the fact that Hajime is seven. :p So that's a no on pseudo incestuous kiddieslash. :p
Han/Hayate- ... kinda want. :p The snark! Maybe Han could deal with Hayate's tendency of not acting on his feelings. :p
Hikari/Hilde- I'm really not sure what to make of this one. Hikari would probably manage the same stunt that Duo did with making Hilde actually THINK about what she was doing.
Himeno/Hubb- As usual, setting aside their canonical interests, Himeno's a shoujo heroine, she'll love anyone. :p As for Hubb, a girl busy Saving the World isn't that different from a busy scientist. They're both concerned with justice too.
Kaylee/Kei- Oh. My. God. Her perpetual happiness would drive him INSANE! BUt really, Kei needs a little Kaylee in his life. I approve. And not just because it would be HILARIOUS. :p
Kira/Knight Who Says Ni- He would drive her crazy. Not going to happen. :p
Legolas/Leia- They'd always be stealing each other's hair products. :p
Logdriver/Luke- The logdriver's waltz pleases girls completely, but what do the menfolk think of it?
Luna/Mamoru- Hmm... Well, he obviously likes girls that are a little out there. And I'm sure Luna would make sure no one forgot about poor Mamoru. And notice if he died. :p
Mannen/Mark- I'm pretty sure molesting little boys isn't part of the Bohemian ideal. NO.
Nada/Nadia- *giggle* Well, it can't end worse than Nada's LAST relationship. :p
Neville/Odo- They could clean up Gryffindor random rulebreaking together!
River/Sasame- Well, I have issues with Riber pairings. And if I didn't, she'd want someone with a SPINE. :p
Shin/Simon- NO BAD WRONG, SHIN IS FIVE! Simon has no desire to go to the Special Hell.
Takeru/Tasuki- We have snarky fun and sweet little boy. Maybe when Takeru is older, why not?
Tohma/Usagi- This really isn't going to work. We have a creepy guy who pushes people in front of cars, and the girl who will punish him for it in the name of the moon.
Vader/Wash- *dies* There are no words.
Weiss/Wes- This would be a rather hilarious pairing. THese two should never be allowed to meet. :p
Wokling/Wufei- Wufei would NOT be paired with something small, cute and fuzzy. :p
Yayoi/Zoe- LMAO! This wouldn't be a pairing you'd expect at first glance, but then again, is Wash what people would expect Zoe to go for? She apparently likes goofy, so why not CRAZY? :P Plus, stoic Zoe and OMGTALKING Yayoi? There are no words.
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Make a list of all the characters in your icons (although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetise it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing)
First of all, the alphabetising was an adventure. :p Second, OMG THE CRACK!
Angel/Angua- Hmm, well they both know about living with a condition that leads to harsh judgements from other people. If it weren't for Carrot and Collins, this might work... :p
Aphra/Barnabas- *dies* The Animaritime mascot and Delirium's talking dog? Sure, why not! :p
Carrot/Cher- You know, it's Carrot. He could so make her think about something other than his work. Because he's CARROT. :p
Collins/Death- LMAO! How appropriate. :p
DEATH/Delirium- I wonder if DEATH can go mad... DEATH isn't a mortal, which is points. Del would drive the Auditors nuts, which DEATH approves of. :p
Desire/Despair- OMG Endless twincest! If any of the Endless were to be involved in incest, it WOULD be Desire...
Destiny/Destruction- *dies* Lots of Endlesscest was inevitable because D is for lots of things, but of all the pairings, I think this is the most random. Destiny doesn't DO shippy. :p
Dies Horribly/Dream- So, yeah, Dream apparently doesn't do any better with guys. So clearly when the relationship goes south, Dream kills his lover HORRIBLY. :p
Duo/Elphaba- You know, they have a surprising amount in common. :p They're both very dedicated to their cause and willing to do whatever it takes.
Frey/Glinda- I really don't know what to make of this one. THey both know about being the wrong side of a love triangle, maybe they could bond over that.
Goh/Hajime- DO NOT WANT! Goh is basically Hajime's MOMMY. Not to mention the fact that Hajime is seven. :p So that's a no on pseudo incestuous kiddieslash. :p
Han/Hayate- ... kinda want. :p The snark! Maybe Han could deal with Hayate's tendency of not acting on his feelings. :p
Hikari/Hilde- I'm really not sure what to make of this one. Hikari would probably manage the same stunt that Duo did with making Hilde actually THINK about what she was doing.
Himeno/Hubb- As usual, setting aside their canonical interests, Himeno's a shoujo heroine, she'll love anyone. :p As for Hubb, a girl busy Saving the World isn't that different from a busy scientist. They're both concerned with justice too.
Kaylee/Kei- Oh. My. God. Her perpetual happiness would drive him INSANE! BUt really, Kei needs a little Kaylee in his life. I approve. And not just because it would be HILARIOUS. :p
Kira/Knight Who Says Ni- He would drive her crazy. Not going to happen. :p
Legolas/Leia- They'd always be stealing each other's hair products. :p
Logdriver/Luke- The logdriver's waltz pleases girls completely, but what do the menfolk think of it?
Luna/Mamoru- Hmm... Well, he obviously likes girls that are a little out there. And I'm sure Luna would make sure no one forgot about poor Mamoru. And notice if he died. :p
Mannen/Mark- I'm pretty sure molesting little boys isn't part of the Bohemian ideal. NO.
Nada/Nadia- *giggle* Well, it can't end worse than Nada's LAST relationship. :p
Neville/Odo- They could clean up Gryffindor random rulebreaking together!
River/Sasame- Well, I have issues with Riber pairings. And if I didn't, she'd want someone with a SPINE. :p
Shin/Simon- NO BAD WRONG, SHIN IS FIVE! Simon has no desire to go to the Special Hell.
Takeru/Tasuki- We have snarky fun and sweet little boy. Maybe when Takeru is older, why not?
Tohma/Usagi- This really isn't going to work. We have a creepy guy who pushes people in front of cars, and the girl who will punish him for it in the name of the moon.
Vader/Wash- *dies* There are no words.
Weiss/Wes- This would be a rather hilarious pairing. THese two should never be allowed to meet. :p
Wokling/Wufei- Wufei would NOT be paired with something small, cute and fuzzy. :p
Yayoi/Zoe- LMAO! This wouldn't be a pairing you'd expect at first glance, but then again, is Wash what people would expect Zoe to go for? She apparently likes goofy, so why not CRAZY? :P Plus, stoic Zoe and OMGTALKING Yayoi? There are no words.
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Date: 2007-06-25 05:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-27 07:55 am (UTC)We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land."
"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"
"Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly? It would be a shame if I had to leave a garrison here."
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Date: 2007-06-27 07:10 pm (UTC)