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[yubsie]

So, I may have wormed my way into Munchkinland after all. :p I was commenting on how I was too tall and too alto to be in the first act at ALL, and said something about how fun the Munchkin dances looked. Our director said that if I thought I could catch up on everything, I could be a Munchkin since some of the kids are taller than I am. Which was not the response I was expecting. :p

From gabri_jade (Among others :p)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?


So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library. (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie.


Opening Credits:

"Ravenclaw Rhapsody"- me and miana_dude

I see a little cellphone on a Cho
Katie Leugn! Katie Leugn!
Will you please be in costume?
Fanon, abstract, lightning
Very very frightening
Whee!

Any movie that opens with one of our House Cup songs is SPECIAL...

Birth:

"Handel's Messiah"- Relient K

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

My birth is apparently highly exciting. :p

First Day at School:

"If You Were Gay"- Avenue Q

Beside you every day
To tell you it's okay
You were just born that way
And as they say, it's in your DNA
You're gay!
If you WERE gay

There are no words for this as the FIRST DAY OF SONG.

Falling in Love:

"Buddy Holly"- Richard Cheese

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

The LOUNGE COVER. Oh my.

Fight Song:

"Save Me"- Remy Zero

Somebody save me
I don't care how you do it

Apparently I don't want to be fighting. :p

Breaking Up:

"Fly Away"- Poe

It makes sense that it should hurt in this way
That my heart should break, and my hands should shake
As if to say: Sure it don't matter except in the most
important way

Wow, it's actually appropriate! :p

Prom:

"Celtic Trance"- Masters of Chant

I'm pretty sure I don't remember any Gregorian chanting at my prom. Which is a shame, since that would have been SO COOL!

Life:

"Mr Roboto"- Polysics

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

*dies* A cover of Mr Roboto by a Japanese band is my LIFE? My life is a world of too much technology? That everyone needs help escaping?

Mental Breakdown:

"Go to Hell"- Ryan Shupe

Go to Hell
Go to Hell
Gonna go to Hell
Well Hell is a place
And it ain't that swell

Picture me having a mental breakdown. :p

Driving:

"My Medea"- Vienna Teng

So come to me my love
I'll tap into your strength and drain it dry
Can never have enough
For you I'd burn the length and breadth of sky

So, umm, this is totally not a driving song at ALL. :p

Flashback:

"The World is Not Enough"- Garbage

People like us
Know how to survive
There's no point in living
If you can't feel alive
We know when to kiss
And we know when to kill
If we can't have it all
Then nobody will

Umm, okay. :p

Wedding:

"Honor to us All"- Mulan

A girl can bring her family
Great honour in one way
By striking a good match

So, apparently an arranged marriage? :p

Birth of Child:

"Cell Block Tango"- Chicago

He had it comin'!
He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'da been there
If you'da seen it
I bet you you woulda done the same

Oh dear, doesn't say much for my maternal skills.

Final Battle:

"Sam, the Guy from Quincy"- The Arrogant Worms

Who's the guy with all the tests?
He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

A white lab jacket, a hypodermic
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!

I'm fighting the lab assistant?

Death Scene:

"The Great Pretender"- The Platters

Oh yes I’m the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending I’m doing well

Don't tell me I'm going to pull the "I'm fine! You go on ahead!" thing and then die ALONE?

Funeral:

"The Godfather Part II"- Harry and the Potters

You never kept me waiting
You never kept me waiting
Come back now
Come back now
Come back now

Well, at least someone apparently misses me. :p

Ending Credits:

"This Little Piggy"- Rasputina

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
This piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home

Well, it makes about as much sense as anything else in this movie. :p

Comments

[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather have your soundtrack life (except for the kid). Can we trade?

[yubsie]

Nope :p

[gabri-jade.livejournal.com]

Wedding: "Honor to us All"- Mulan

LMAO! Pooooooor Yubs! :p I love Mr. Roboto, and the thought of you fighting the lab assistant! Except that you'd never be able to break the cute beakers, or whatever they were. :p

And yeah, that death song does not bode well. o.O

[yubsie]

Of all the eight and a half gigs of music on my computer, it shuffles up THAT one for the wedding. :p

The cover version I have is made of pure, unadulterated AWESOME. :p Cute little Erlenmyre's actually tend to be fairly resilient. Not that I regularly drop glassware or anything. :p

It's going to be one of THOSE death scenes. :p

[hm-yrie.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* best life soundtrack ever.

[yubsie]

Well, when it STARTS with Ravenclaw Rhapsody? (Which, incidently, I should really re-record my part of... :p)

[chibifrieza.livejournal.com]

Your soundtrack. Is. On. Crack.

I love it.

[yubsie]

My musical LIBRARY is on crack. :p