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For some reason all the penis enlargement spam to my email has been in French lately. At least it's something new?

I've also discovered the best way to avoid the hairdresser reassuring you about how much better your life will be with shorter hair when getting half of it cut off. For some reason, they don't realize I already know this and this is why I'm getting it cut. But they get the hint if you answer the initial question with "MAKE IT GO AWAY." :p (Hair is so much more manageable now. And less likely to kill Ryan. :p)g

You know how I kept asking people to talk me out of the layer cake dress?

A quick update on today's work on the cosplay project of doom..

( Because fitting through doors is overrated anyway )