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Yubs:
No, please, no
Not this week, please No

Mi:
Nicky, this won't go
Not this month
Can't write another scene

Nicky:
What?

Tess:
When will this go
You - Hello, Nicky!

Lank:
About these dates...
Important deadline

Nicky:
Should I wait?

Yubs:
The game is stuck in days gone by

Nicky
That's a lie! That's a lie!
I posted a schedule the other day

Yubs, Tess, Mi and Lank:
WE COULDN'T PLAY!

Nicky:
Oh Yeah

Mi:
Snippy Slytherin... HERE?

Nicky:
Oh No!

All:
Wine & Beer!

Snippy:
The crazy is more my way
I'll stay

Nicky:
Oy Vey!

Tess:
What would make anyone in their own mind
Even consider Ravenclaw?

Lank:
I'd like to propose a toast
To last game's noble try
It went well

Mi:
So we tell

Nicky:
Was your tasking adept?
Not counting Mi
How many players were left?
Why did everyone--

Devi:
MOST of them

Nicky:
Never show?

Yubs:
There was a death of the timing
If you must know

Nicky:
What died?

Tess:
The deadline

Nicky, Tess, Yubs:
Long weekend

Nicky
I should be surprised
The brightest House of all
Is made up of such SLACKERS
(Who weasel around the rules!)

Yubs:
You make fun, but Mi was the one
Attempting to do it all
Or did you really enjoy the fall
When people dropped out left and right?

Tess:
Free time, free time's
A fallacy in your head!
Don't want last game
When Ravenclaw was dead

Mi:
Dearly beloved, we gather here to say
Goodbye

Yubs and Tess:
Octopj w*qj mal tutea~
Pjootiv id'tid gripkanon mal'mon'va
Lid tor'cietaqji hebx*ax’†egk
‡o v§t§ octeg ea~'qjou
Gripk hebx*ax’†egk

(Yubs and Tess: (damn you, Yubs)
os tops vooksh mah tyout yaych
psoo tith id tied glip shah non mahh )

Lank:
There they lie
Tired and soused
The late great children of Ravenclaw House
On this night when we post the update
That ensures we're through
We raise a glass
And do it fast to
La Vie Sloshed Stu

ALL
La Vie Sloshed Stu
La Vie Sloshed Stu
La Vie Sloshed Stu
La Vie Sloshed Stu

Yubs:
To last minute inspiration,
Playing slacker,
Making tasks out of nothing,
The way we express,
And communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane,
Going mad

Tess:
To laugh at tension,
No mention,
To alternate dimensions,
To careful circumvention,
History retention,
Breaking convention,
Not to mention of course,
Breaking Nicky really bad

Mi:
To composing new music,
Midnight that was meant for three
Just me - To a desperate plea-
Tasking spree - To the cast-
To being done at last-
To the latest fandom fad

Snippy:
To trading the green and silver
For bronze and blue!

ALL
La Vie Sloshed Stu
La Vie Sloshed Stu

Nicky:
Are you all out of your minds?

Lank:
Of course, NIcky!

Nicky:
This isn't helping your case
Is that the hopeful face?

Yubs:
Poke!

Mi:
Hey Yubsie
Find a subsie!

Devi
So that's five Pixie Stix
Four pounds of chocolate
Three shots of expresso
Two cups of coffee
And one whole case of Bawls?

Nicky:
Ew!

Snippy:
It saves lives

Tess:
If you stop laughing

Devi:
And fifteen shots of pure caffeine
Is that it here?

All:
Wine & Beer!

Lank and Devi:
To magical beers made in
Secret breweries
To Star Wars, to Spaceballs, to spam
Vikings to please
To Bellatrix, to Rowenna
To Luna Loony LU
To Padma Patil, a Ravenclaw it's true!

Yubs and Mi:
Geeky devotion,
To being a commotion
Creation, duration

Tess:
Mucho procrastination!

Yubs and Mi:
To letting, forgetting, Nicky regretting
That she spoke

Tess:
To Discworld

Yubs:
To Sandman

Snippy, Mi, Lank and Devi:
To any inside joke!

Snippy and Tess:
Wicked, Pretear, Grindelwald, insane

Yubs:
Moulin Rouge

Mi:
The list is huge

Yubs and Tess:
To the brain!

Tess:
To dancin'

Yubs:
To Janson

Mi:
Last chancin' too

Yubs and Tess:
Why Scaristina Warbeck
Was an angry punk wreck
For something new to do

All:
La Vie Sloshed Stu

Yubs:
And we need some content
Or we'll take flak

Devi:
Yes, Yubsie

Mi:
Please-- Please be back!

Nicky:
Update?

Mi:
It's close!

Yubs, Tess, Lank, Devi:
Ewoks!

Yubs, Mi, Snippy and Tess:
Giant squid, Founders hid, multi part
Abstract art, need a chart, smart,
Deep in your heart!
OUt of time, this won't rhyme, that a crime?
No good half witted scruffy looking *rest* nerf herder
Nicky's gonna murder

( Gi-iant squid, Fo-ounders hid, mu-u-ulti part
A-abstract art, nee-eed a cha-art, smart,
Deep in your heart!
OUt of time, this won't rhyme, that a crime?
No good half witted scruffy looking *rest* nerf herder
Nicky's gonna murder)

All:
To crossovers, to leftovers, high turnover, death warmed over
Bipping Harry, the epic poems, MST
To no shame
Never playing the same game

Mi:
To leprechauning!

All:
To creativity
Between midnight and three
The day it's due!

Nicky:
Sword! Sword! Sword!

All:
La Vie Sloshed Stu!

Mi:
In honour of the death of Ravenclaw, an impromptu
salon will commence immediately following
dinner... Devi, flying by the seat of her pants, will perform her famous
last minute emergency task dance to the sound of brains exploding.

Devi:
Lank will preview his new challenge fic about his inability to be comprehensible
without a beta.

Lank:
Miana Kenobi, back from a two day flirtation with not playing,
will play chopsticks backwards onto her cellphone,
while accompanying herself on the ringtone, which she has never practiced.

Nicky:
Your new players don't know the fanon

Lank:
There's so much to know

Nicky:
Whenever did we discuss--

Yubs:
Two or three games ago

Nicky:
Don't you guys have anything done?

Devi:
We always work slow

Nicky:
Where is your House?

Tess:
They're right...

Nicky:
Uh huh

Mi:
Where'd they go?

Yubs:
Tess will attempt to make an emotional connection to the readers

*Tess laughs*

Yubs:
That DOESN'T consist of "LOL!"

Tess:
Yubs will model the latest straight jackets from the loony bin while accompanying
herself on assorted pots and pans

Snippy:
And Nicky will recount her exploits as collaborator, including the tale of the successful
crazification of the entire game by including on the task list the words

All:
"DO SOMETHING! MAKE IT GOOD! THIRTY POINTS!"

Nicky:
Kill!!

Yubs:
Excuse me, is there something wrong?
You sign up and then ignore us
All game long!

Disappearer:
I've Been Trying
I'm Not Lying
Just been busy
I've got RL

Mi:
The game is short, dude
Time's just flying
RL?
I'd love to get back to mine!

Yubs:
I should poke you...

Tess:
I've got tasks to do...

Snippy:
I should back out...

All:
Fanon
Wine
And beer!

Mi:
I need a break

All:
Extension?
Please?
NICKY!

VIVA LA VIE SLOSHED STU!