Again with the bitter SW filk!

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This time we get generalized bitterness at Del Rey! To "I Wish I Could Go Back to College" from Avenue Q. :p


I Wish I Could Go Back to Bantam

Han:
I wish I could go back to Bantam
Life was so simple back then

Anakin, Chewie, Lusa, Mara:
What would I give to go back and live
And, well, be LIVING again!

Hobbie:
I wish I could go back to Bantam
In Bantam there's no Taco Bell
They can look at Jedi and wave them goodbye
These pilots might go over well!

Jacen:
How do I go back to Bantam?
I don't know who I am anymore!

Leia:
I wanna go home and have my family
Intact behind the front door

Wedge:
Oooooohhh
I wish I could just vape some Imps...

Anakin:
Or go out and play

Leia:
Or change my lightsaber

Jaina:
And act the right age

All:
I NEED A CONTINUITY EDITOR TO POINT THE WAY!

Leia (spoken):
Uh, guys?

X-Wing Cast:
We could be
Fighting in a space battle
Thirty pages before the trilogy's through
Readers grumbling about too many warlords
But cheering when good wins through

Luke:
I wish I could go back to Bantam!

All:
How do we go back to Bantam?
AHHH...

Wes:
I wish I was still in the picture.

Ben:
But...
If I were to go back to Bantam
Think what a pain it would be
I'd stare 'round the room
At the Weapon of Doom
Because the bad guys just kidnapped me...

All (spoken):
Eh, worth it!