My sister is INSANE

[yubsie]

Hilarity when my sister grabs my computer and starts talking to Jello!

Me: My sister insists you look at my LJ and see her song :p
Jello: Um, okay.
Jello: Link please?
Me: http://yubsie.livejournal.com/278080.html
Jello: I did not need to read that
Jello: Ew
Me: LMAO
Jello: Your sister has issues
Jello: :p
Me: This is true :p
Gwenna: So do you!-Gwena
Jello: Like what?
Gwenna: You're a form of gelatine.
Jello: How's that an issue?
Jello: What do you have against gelatin?
Jello: prejudice is bad
Gwenna: I'm not prejudice, you just tast really good.
Me: Wow... that didn't sound dirty or ANYTHING :p
Jello: I'm sorry, but usually I have to get to know someone first.
Jello: I'm not *that* kind of guy
Jello: :p
Gwenna: You're not a guy, you're gelatine, and that never lasts long.
Jello: oh, so you're going to use me and throw me aside?
Jello: you are cold
Gwenna: No, you are cold, you're kept in the fridge.
Me: So, my sister? Kinda insane :p
Jello: I got that impression
Jello: also a man-eater, apparently
Jello: :p
Gwenna: Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Jello: yes, I know
Jello: your song came from your brain and it nearly caused me to lose consciousness
Me: LMAO!!!!
Me: And if you THINK this conversation isn't going in my LJ :p
Jello: So then everyone can witness the epic battle of wits?
Me: And laugh :p
Jello: laugh in sympathy with me, right? Because your sister is so scary.
Me: I have to LIVE with her :p
Gwenna: I am NOT scary! I'm cute!
Jello: Maybe you're cute when you're scary?
Jello: :p
Gwenna: And you're all broken in your mind now.
Jello: Because I called you cute? probably
Gwenna: No, because I attacked you with my brain. I'm just cute naturaly.
Jello: You know, brains are squishy and jiggly.
Jello: Just like Jello.
Jello: See, we have a lot in common?
Gwenna: But I'm cuter.
Jello: Prove it
Gwenna: I have stripy socks.
Jello: How do I know that?
Jello: I need more tangible proof!
Gwenna: I have neopets! Look up queen_qella!
Jello: Does this prove cuteness?
Gwenna: Only cute people have cute pets.
Jello: the bad guy in Inspector Gadget had a cute pet
Jello: and he wasn't cute
Jello: :p
Gwenna: I'm as crazy as River, therefore as cute as River.
Jello: River is not cute
Gwenna: Okay, now that just PROVES that you have more issues than me.
Jello: I have more issues than the one who claims she's as crazy as a mentally disturbed psychic person?
Jello: That doesn't make much sense
Gwenna: It makes perfect sense! You're just not smart enough to understand.
Jello: or not insane enough
Gwenna: But you can't be smart without the insanity.
Me: She raises an important point :p
Jello: Who's side are you on??
Me: The side of "This is HIGHLY entertaining" :p
Jello: besides, if you really were cute then it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out
Gwenna: What rocket scientist? Now you're imagining people.
Jello: only to get your song completely out of my head
Gwenna: Why dose it remind you of your own failings?
Jello: well, I've never tried to get Mal's butt so I can't say that I've failed at it...
Jello: what about you?
Gwenna: Of course you don't want Mals butt, it's just like yours.
Jello: my dear, have you been peeking at my butt?
Jello: shame on you!
Gwenna: Shame on you for not noticing!
Jello: For not noticing that you were peeking?
Gwenna: Unobservant people aren't very smart.
Jello: Maybe I was just distracted. By your butt.
Jello: :p
Gwenna: Ummmm... You can't be distracted by a person's butt without noticing them.
Jello: I didn't say that I didn't notice you, I said I didn't notice that you were peeking.
Jello: Now who isn't being very smart?
Gwenna: The saggy Jello in the fridge, it dosn't realise that people only look at it to eat it.
Jello: You want to eat my butt, now? Whoa there, lady, I barely know you!
Gwenna: Most jello barely knows is eater.
Jello: ...what?
Jello: You are so drawn to my butt that you can't even speak coherently anymore
Gwenna: I am coherent. People eat jello and whatever part they would consider its butt, is saggy.
Jello: but we're not talking about people
Jello: we're talking about you
Jello: I think that you like me
Jello: [ahocked emoticon]
Gwenna: I like watermelon jello. Not stupid jello.
Jello: see, now you're calling me stupid because you're flustered
Jello: you've been making eyes at me this whole time
Jello: [flirty eyes emoticon]
Gwenna: Acctually, I've been playing pokemon.
Jello: To work off the stress, I see.
Gwenna: No, I'm acctually pretending to be River, she's my hero.
Jello: It says a lot about you when a mental patient is your hero
Jello: :p
Jello: but maybe Pikachu can administer shock therapy
Gwenna: Pikachu said he dosn't like you.
Jello: Good, because I hate that little yellow rat
Jello: Charmander is so much cooler
Jello: Pikachu wishes he was as cool
Me: I agree :p
Gwenna: Mudkips going to get you...
Jello: You...agree?
Jello: this must be the first thing we've agreed on!
Jello: see, we DO have a future!
Jello: :p
Me: That was me :p
Jello: oh
Jello: boo
Jello: you ruined my triumph
Me: I do that ;P
Jello: You do. It's very frustrating
Jello: one of you should type in italics
Jello: or something
Me: She also thinks that Charmander is better than Pikachu though :p
Me: You may have noticed that she doesn't use :p at all :p
Jello: well, okay, maybe that will be the code
Jello: and see, she does agree!
Jello: therefore I am right
Jello: and we do have a future
Jello: continue from here
Jello: (this is like a play, hah)
Gwenna: River's psychic and says we don't.
Jello: That's too bad. Your heart must be crushed.
Jello: But that's okay, not many people get a chance with me.
Gwenna: Because they eat you too fast.
Jello: They just can't resist me
Jello: or get their hands off of me
Jello: :p
Gwenna: I'm going to bed now, you're wiered.
Jello: have a good night, oh cute one
Jello: cutie, maybe?
Jello: *snicker*
Jello: okay, so it's just you now, Ewok?
Me: yep :p
Jello: that was amazing
Jello: I think I was far far more snarky than I ever usually am, though