How to make your brain explode in three easy steps

[yubsie]

1. Go to FF.N
2. Go to the My Little Pony section
3. Even just read the SUMMARIES

You will be weeping for humanity in MOMENTS. It's all just so SCARY.

Comments

[seryan.livejournal.com]

Ah, FF.net. :P I refuse to go near it unless I have a name or a direct link.

[ashanta.livejournal.com]

Wow. You're not joking. Oh dear...

[yubsie]

Trust me, it's just SCARY.

[yubsie]

Sad, isn't it?

[seryan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I attempted the Transformers section once, years ago, in a moment of drunken foolishness. (Well, slightly tipsy foolishness, anyway, homemade meade'll trick ya.) Sobered up right away from the horror.

[xaara.livejournal.com]

Do I dare ask why you were in the My Little Pony section in the first place? ;)

[jeepersjournal.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's bizarre.

[yubsie]

You should see the Pretear section. All Sues and pseudo incestuous kiddieslash. :p

[yubsie]

Someone wanted a link to the SW/MLP crossover. Unfortunately, my link was in the old format so I had to dig it up. That section is just MF GOLD.

[yubsie]

To say the least. :p

[seryan.livejournal.com]

While I'm not familiar with Pretear, except through your journal entries, I'm frightened already. :P

[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

I'm still scarred by it.

Though it's not quite as bad as the Vicki/Lupin second person fic @_@

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

I'm not allowed to go to FFN without supervision anymore. :(

[orci505.livejournal.com]

LMAO, are you serious? Dare i ask why? :-p

Oh, heh, Yubs, MLP by fandom is potential fodder. Have you SEEN the stuff that ends up on fandom_wank for it?

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

One time I went and found like four hundred bad Pret and HP fics. Now I'm not allowed.

[yubsie]

Suffice to say wonderful anime, horrible fanfiction. :p

[yubsie]

NOthing could be THAT bad.

[yubsie]

D*mn straight. :p

[yubsie]

No, do I want to? :p

[yubsie]

There was Gundam Wing too. :p

And you fond the COOKIE FIC.

ANYONE would ban you over the COOKIE FIC!

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Striptease!Relena.

[seryan.livejournal.com]

*curls up and whimpers* Nooo!

[yubsie]

Yeah, that's what I said. Hence the ban. :p

[yubsie]

YOu'd ban you too if you knew the fandom!

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

I take your MLP badfic and raise you the "Ultra Magnus/Megatron NC-17 action in the ladies' room" that koilungfish showed me yesterday. I think after that badfic, not much will scare me.

Still won't go near the MLP section, though. :p





...at least not until my morbid curiousity gets the better of me again.

[yubsie]

*whimper*

I can still beat you...

PONG LEMON. :P

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

Egads! :p *is old enough to remember when Pong was state-of-the-art*

[seryan.livejournal.com]

*shivers* I have seen some truly bad TF smutfic, but I have not seen that one. I hope I never do.

[yubsie]

Is that a challenge? :p

[seryan.livejournal.com]

*runs screaming*

:P

[yubsie]

Did I mention I'm a badfic MAGNET? :p