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QotD

Gwenna *playing with a pair of Eleventh Doctor action figures, making them hug*
Kelcie: One of them is slipping awfully low.
Gwenna: Well now that you mention it...
Ryan: You realize that's just masturbation, right?
Gwenna: No, it's Doctorbataion. I don't have a Master action figure.

I wonder what normal families talk about...