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If, to ammonia one adds a metal, The solution grows real unsettled. A fine blue color is seen throughout First by Humphry Davy, no doubt. From lithium, electrons are released The density of the solution decreased! Soaked electrons are born, spins pair Until a real band forms, debonaire! Lowering the T of this ebullition Impels a liquid-liquid partition, Superconductivity? Why not? Molecular orbitals hit the spot. From blue to gold, the story unfolds.

REALLY Zurek, Edwards and Hoffman? REALLY? I know this is Angewandte and known for bad puns as subtitles, but an abstract that rhymes?

Admittedly, I giggled. And then got annoyed with all the bits that didn't quite rhyme. :p