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Someone left the scoop in the dry ice chest today. It's bad enough when people leave it in the regular ice machine and it gets buried. The dry ice chest though? That thing was REALLY FRAKKING COLD when I went to use it. Dry ice being -78 C and all. Seriously, how does leaving the scoop in there even begin to resemble a good idea? :p

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So, as some of you may know, my Polymer students tend to be SMARTASSES. Today, one of them handed in his lab report along with a DVD case. I was somewhat perplexed. Then I opened it.

In an attempt to one up the group of four who attached sequential portions of the script of Return of the Jedi to their final lab report last year, he gave me...

THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

Is this grounds for flunking him? :p