QotD
Gwenna (on Mal's saggy rear end)
"Do your cheeks hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow? (Ugh)
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a brown coated soldier?
Do your cheeks hang low?
... Okay, that was bad. I should put it on fanfiction.net!"