For some reason all the penis enlargement spam to my email has been in French lately. At least it's something new?

I've also discovered the best way to avoid the hairdresser reassuring you about how much better your life will be with shorter hair when getting half of it cut off. For some reason, they don't realize I already know this and this is why I'm getting it cut. But they get the hint if you answer the initial question with "MAKE IT GO AWAY." :p (Hair is so much more manageable now. And less likely to kill Ryan. :p)g

I found wedding shoes! The pain is OVER. I wound up getting them at WALMART of all places. :p I like thirteen dollar shoes. :p

( And they are CUTE )

I also finally got my hair cut. I had been getting split ends like you would not believe. And it was developing a life of its own. :p The hairdresser was all "But what about your UPDO?" I assured her that they'd gotten that length of hair up for prom, and besides I didn't really want anything fancy. Also that my hair grows faster than average, which is actually really ANNOYING. :p

( But I know you just want pictures :p )