Better yet, I'd lock him in a metal box with a vial of hydrocyanic acid rigged up to a geiger counter and an atom of a radioactive substance that may or may not decay! And then I wouldn't open the box, so he would be stuck in a superposition of alive and dead!
ROTFLMAO! I love you and your weirdness, rainbow Ewok. *huggles madly*
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ROTFLMAO! I love you and your weirdness, rainbow Ewok. *huggles madly*