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QotD #1

Father Clare: Welcome everyone who has come out on this nasty winter day. You all get double points!

QotD #2

*storm howls outside*
Ryan: Stop being so loud, Hayate!
Me: I don't care how good the sex with Sasame is... What, wind and noise, totally Sasame.
Ryan: I don't know, all that snow, must be a threesome. With Himeno.

And the moral of the story is...